Bon Jovi: Rocker. Stud. Apostle?

I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did, I would say that Jon Bon Jovi is the new Apostle Paul. A stretch? You tell me. Paul rode a horse (see Road To Damascus). Jon Bon rides a steel horse. People wanted Paul dead. They want Jovi “Dead or Alive.” The Apostle Paul once wrote, “If I give away all I have, and if I deliver up my body to be burned, but have not love, I gain nothing.”(1 Corinthians 13:3 ESV) And Bon Jovi wrote “What do you got if you ain’t got love? Whatever you got, it just ain’t enough,” which is what Paul would have written if he had access to an acoustic guitar. I mean, come on. They’re the same dude, right?

Based on this pivotal discovery, I think we can finally put to rest the age-old question, “What was Paul’s thorn in the flesh?” That’s easy. Your boy was too hot for his own good. He must have had to beat the girls off with a stick. It’s hard out here for an Apostle.

These conclusions are based solely upon my exegesis. If your pastor has a differing opinion, he is right. Close this page and never look back. I’m simply telling you what I see in the text.

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